Ashley Wagner, what do you meme this is bullshit?

I like Ashley Wagner.
Not as much as I dislike Gracie Gold and not nearly as much as I love a good meme.  It was painful for me to see Gracie perform her free skate so beautifully this weekend, seeing as I can’t bear her personality, the way she glares at Wagner or the fact that she used Pink Floyd’s “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” for her Olympic routine. (Syd Barrett was  mumbling in his grave.) But my woe turned to whoa when 15 -year old Julia Lipnitskaia, the Russian phenom who Gold says has no spine (she didn’t mean it metaphorically, or did she?) took to the ice and left everyone in the dust of her gold medal.
By the way, I’m bringing “you ignorant slut” back into the cultural lexicon during these winter Olympics and maybe until SNL gets funny again.

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2 Comments to “Ashley Wagner, what do you meme this is bullshit?”

  1. Ashley Wagner skated to Pink Floyd, not Gracie Gold…

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